.. dan aku tidak merokok, tapi turut terkena tempiasnya

sekiranya anda seorang perokok tegar, anda pasti perasan yang sejak kebelakangan ni, hampir semua stok kotak rokok baru ada gambar yang berkaitan dengan penyakit akibat merokok dan sesungguhnya gambar gambar itu memang berjaya membuatkan perasaan geli geleman seseorang muncul (lucu bila tgk muka member mencebik tapi pada masa yang sama geledah kotak rokok carik rokok.. macam masukkan tangan dalam mangkuk berisi ulat hidup pun ada juga ekspresinya). tak dinafikan kerajaan melalui kementerian yg bertanggungjawab tidak 'main-main' lagi dalam usaha meningkatkan kesedaran terhadap komplikasi akibat merokok ni. walaupun secara peribadinya aku tak rasa cara ni efektif melangkaui 25% dari expectation, tapi biarlah, janji effort tuh ada.. kot?

sebagai seorang yg tidak merokok, aku tak kisah sangat dengan kempen nih. malah aku rasa cara ni pelik kerana aku pasti dalam reramai manusia kat mukabumi malaysia nih, mesti ada seorang dua yang akan meningkatkan pulak jumlah belian kotak rokok dengan design macamnih atas dasar minat 'suka kumpul barang rare'. tapi pada aku itu bergantung pada citarasa la, duit dia pun kan?

tapi malam ni, walaupun aku tau bukan salah kementerian yg bertanggungjawab secara direct, buat pertama kali aku 'terasa' kesannya dan buat pertama kali aku memahami hati perasaan kengkawan yg selalu duk menyumpah tiap kali beli kotak rokok. marah nih. kenapa la nak kena letak gambar nih besar besar? dan kenapa aku pulak yang terkena?

dah la aku makan on the go. hilang selera aku nak makan masa tengah tak sihat nih...

Bila Jenaka Berbau Metal...

i just have to blog about this...

artikel ini dipetik dari Junk Online

Rotting Christ @ Stadium Melawati, Shah Alam, MY, 9 May

Greek black metal pioneers Rotting Christ bring their 20-plus years of thrashing to Malaysia in May (that is, if the powers that like-to-be don't get in the way).

The band announced the date on their MySpace, but little else is known at this moment. They have recently released a double-DVD, double-CD compilation entitled Non Serviam: A 20 Year Apocryphal Story. We'll head you headbangers up when we get more bangin' buzz. Meanwhile, thanks to Junk reader Doom Eulogy for the early props!

first and foremost. i have nothing against black metal or any other metal music. i grew up surrounded by this music altho i dont dig these music as much as people expect me to. so my comment regarding this piece of article is not bias on anything bad towards the music. just logic

most of people in malaysia (ok, so lets narrow it down to : mostly malays, people of selangor) knew that, by first glance of the title, this article must have been a joke. not to be taken seriously at any cost. somehow the idea of seeing these words in the same sentence is somewhat bemusing. too literal to be consume directly by any sane malaysian and any metal music lover who reside in malaysia for that case. further read of this article suggest that even the writer dont think he's writing the real stuff. personally, i think the original title was supposed to be Kota Bahru instead of Shah Alam, but since the motherjoker know that would have give it away at first read, they change it to shah alam instead (April Fools is near btw). OR any statement contain the words 'rotting christ', 'metal band' and 'shah alam' should only exist in this example : "A black metal fan from Shah Alam walk all the way to Cambodia to attend a free-for-all concert by Rotting Christ". any malaysian would believe this rather than the article's title.


... just my point of view, who cares anyway right?

the place where i will never set foot on...

if somehow you are reading this, either you stumble upon it or you are someone who knows me alot. therefore, i categorize u as friends. and if you are my friend, you must have know lots about me. but there are also some things about me that not even family related or friends, knows about. today i've decided to share something with you presumably my friends.

there are places in this world i love to set my two feet on, let say, one of them is disneyland, among others. but rest assured, i will never, set even my tiniest intention to this place. no matter how flattering the offer, a big 'f**k you' will answer your request if you, my friend, choose to force me to go to that place and this place

tunggu sekejap...

sabar ye... tahan skit ye... tak lama dah.... jgn ko mati lagi sehari aku nak ganti ko plak, sudah.. byk nih data nak transfer...

hai la encik harddisk, memang la bagus kapasiti ko besar, tapi sekali ko fail, besar jugak la masalah ko bagi kat aku


..... mana resit ko aku nak hantar claim warranty nih? huhuhu

SONY Launch New Gadget

there's nothing as exciting than hearing your favorite brand launches its latest product. and what excite u more when the news was brought to you by Onion News Networks!
yeay~!

terkenang, episod 1

malam tadi, selepas aku reply tag sou. aku tetiba teringat satu benda lama yg aku dah tak dengar. aku geledah hard disk pc aku dan akhirnya aku terjumpa fail yg dicari. sebuah mp3 kiriman seseorang rakan forum di souldelite. fail tuh format mp3. sebuah lagu yg menggunakan rhyme yg aku karang secara bertali arus pada 3-4tahun lepas dalam forum. macam kelakar dengar rhyme tuh jadi lagu. ingat lagi first time aku dpt mp3 tuh aku jadi numb. dlm hati ckp " rajin betul budak nih.." tak sangka permission yg dia mintak tuh memang sungguh nak dikotakan. dan secara tak langsung aku pun try keep track dgn cerita semasa hamba allah nih. tgk gaya mcm dah slow skit. tapi nampak macam dia tak berhenti mencuba. ok la kot. janji dia bahagia

btw, klu ada sesapa yg rasa nak dengar. bleh try dengar kat sini : http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=437367&content=music

dan lirik nih cuma 75% saya punya, pasal the last 25% dia comeup sendiri kot. tak sama dgn apa yg saya tulis

jawapan buatmu

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? not sure

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? not sure. ketawa sampai nanges kira ka?

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? got meat & fast

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? ada ;)

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? not to sound so 'naive' but i even befriend my own enemy. tapi tidaklah sehingga kuberi nama pada setiap jari kakiku

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? depend. and sometimes uncontrolably unnoticably too

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? in my dream but real live? no thank you

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? havent had those in ages

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? nope

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? the one with no pelik taste like my sayang like.. hahaha

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? the physical thing and the behaviour

15. RED OR PINK? both

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? sifat buruk saya

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? nurizwa

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? nope

19. WHAT COLOUR OF PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? sekarang pakai kain pelikat je. apa barang seluar. hahaha

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? tracks from 'soul men' soundtrack, floetry's

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? blue

23. FAVOURITE SMELLS? anything nice

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? like? she's like a jiran i never had

26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH? soccer

27. HAIR COLOUR? black

28. EYE COLOUR? black.. or was it dark brown?

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope

30 FAVOURITE FOOD? "yang halal dan tidak pedas"~owh jawapan ku sangat profile mangga... hahaha

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy endings. but i welcome the jump in every three years.. haha

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? son of rambow & soul men

33. WHAT COLOUR OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? hitam (ini jawapan yg dibuat buat, terima kasih)

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? any. as long its not simultaneously. bleh demam woo

35. HUGS OR KISSES? both

36. FAVOURITE DESSERT? choc

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? saya tak tag orang so agak miracle klu ada orang jawap. hehe

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? sila rujuk jawapan diatas

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? buku?

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? tetikus dan habuk

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? everybody hates chris s04e14

42. FAVOURITE SOUND(S)? suprisingly, the raindrops

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? both

44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? istanbul. the longest period away from home without adult (family)supervision is saudi arabia. amonth

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? melayan orang tanpa kira masa

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? SS14 Petaling Jaya Selangor

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? anyone

anda mungkin..

...boleh tersenyum kalau dah terbiasa dengan lawak 'one-liner' seperti dibawah :

lawak gangster : bagi seorang yg dah biasa kena 'kutip', mesti dia lega bila dapat ugutan "nak kena campak ke?"

lawak kuno : maka berkatalah sang dinosour, "old skool nyerrrr"


on any given day, aku boleh gelak besar dengan lawak macam ni. tapi hari nih pasal dah terlalu boring, nak senyum pun jadi malas..

btw, kepada sesiapa yg rasa nak gelak besar, boleh nonton Flight of The Conchords.. mereka buat lawak sambil buat lagu. genius

RAHSIA TAHI LALAT

ini namanya takde kerja. aku terjumpa posting nih kat facebook. saje je nak share.. hahaha

Sila Check korang punya :

Bibir atas kanan --- Banyak rezeki, pandai
Bibir atas kiri ---Ramai kawan, baik hati
Bibir bawah kanan ---Disegani orang, ramai yang suka
Bibir bawah kiri --- Pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah
Leher kanan --- Cerdas, jujur, berani menderita
Leher kiri ---Cerdas dalam segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan
Leher di tengah ---Tercapai cita-cita
Biji mata kanan --- Suka serong dan pembohong
Biji mata kiri ---Pembohong tetapi baik hati
Hujung mata kanan ---Baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas
Hujung mata kiri --- Baik budi, murah rezeki
Punggung kanan ---Agak mengalami kesulitan
Punggung kiri ---Malas dan suka duduk
Betis kanan --- Suka berhibur, boros
Betis kiri ---Rajin, tidak suka menganggur
Lutut kanan ---Bersikap tidak peduli dan tidak mahu berusaha
Lutut kiri --- Kurang kuat berusaha
Kepala sebelah kanan --- Terkabul cita-cita
Kepala sebelah kiri ---Sering menemui kesusahan
Kepala sebelah belakang ---Jujur, sabar dan tekun
Kening kanan --- Cerdas dan cekap
Kening kiri ---Cerdas dan sopan santun
Tengah kening ---Keras hati dan berani segala hal
Hujung mulut kanan ---Kecil rezeki, tak mudah kalah
Hujung mulut kiri --- Suka berpoya-poya
Ketiak kanan --- Dapat menyimpan rahsia
Ketiak kiri ---Jujur, banyak yang cinta
Pergelangan kaki kanan --- Suka keluar rumah
Pergelangan kaki kiri ---Kehendak kuat
Batang hidung ---Banyak dicintai orang dan dapat menjadi kaya
Pada hidung ---Banyak rezeki
Dagu bawah kanan ---Jujur dan baik hati
Dagu bawah kiri ---Bijaksana, dan berbudi luhur
Kemaluan kanan atau kiri ---Baik, suka senggama
Di kepala kemaluan (lelaki) ---Bakal beristeri dua
Tumit kanan ---Jujur dan banyak kawan
Tumit kiri ---Baik budi
Alis kanan ---Suka menolong dan baik hati
Alis kiri ---Ramai yang suka
Pangkal peha kanan ---Kemahuan kuat
Pangkal peha kiri ---Suka kerja apa pun
Telapak kaki kanan ---Tak mudah mengeluh
Jari kaki kanan ---Suka menolong
Jari kaki kiri --- Berbudi, suka berbuat baik
Bahu kanan --- Cermat dalam membuat keputusan, banyak tanggungan
Bahu kiri ---Suka kerja keras, banyak tanggungjawab
Buah dada kanan ---Baik hati, pendiam, simpan rahsia
Buah dada kiri ---Ramai kawan, setia pada pasangan
Lengan kanan ---Setia dan taat pada atasan
Lengan kiri ---Menepati janji dan rajin
Pipi kanan ---Ramai teman
Tengah-tengah pipi kanan ---Ramai yang suka
Tengah-tengah pipi kri ---Ramai teman
Ubun-ubun ---Kurang jujur
Pusat ---Cerdas, tangkas, tekun
Pusat bahagian kanan ---Sejahtera dalam hidup
Pusat bahagian kiri ---Beroleh kemuliaan
Pinggang kanan ---Sayang pada pasangan hidup
Pinggang kiri ---Disayang pasangan hidup
Dada kanan ---Dapat mengatasi masalah
Dada kiri ---Berani, jujur dan sabar
Telapak kaki kanan ---Tidak mudah mengeluh
Telapak kaki kiri ---Baik budi pekertinya
Siku tangan kanan ---Kuat ingin memiliki kejayaan
Siku tangan kiri ---Baik hati, suka menolong
Jari tangan kanan --- Serba beroleh keuntungan
Jari tangan kiri ---Serba baik bekerja
Jari telapak tangan kanan ---Banyak rezeki tetapi boros
Jari telapak tangan kiri ---Banyak rezeki dan cermat
Pergelangan tangan kanan ---Boros, suka bersukaria
Pergelangan tangan kiri ---Dapat berpangkat
Perut bawah kanan ---Banyak rezeki, suka memberi maaf
Perut bawah kiri ---Baik hati, tenang hidupnya
Sudut mata kanan dalam ---Disayang suami atau isteri
Sudut mata kiri dalam ---Tidak mudah dilupakan pasangan
Sudut mata kanan luar ---Baik budi, ramai yang cinta
Pelipis kiri ---Murah rezeki, dapat jadi kaya
Pelipis kanan ---Serba berhasil dalam usaha
Kelopak mata kanan atas ---Baik hati, ramah, berjaya
Kelopak mata kiri atas ---Baik budi, ramai yang suka
Kelopak mata kanan bawah ---Agak malas
Kelopak mata kiri bawah ---Agak bodoh, kurang bijaksana

in 60 second

suddenly feel like contributing something, but what 'pelik' is i feel like using all those big words that u can only find in serious things like forbes, times and annual report for investor. so like i have 60 second to write and so what should i write. so start this one stupid game, play only by myself. or should i tag others to play along? should they? well this game is call 'in 50 second' as the title suggest. u write whatever u have in your mind in 60 second. and the bst thing u have to be honest. so i start this game without really thinking and looking at the monitor. just me blatantly write stuff. how long has it been? 30 second? damn.. so should i go to kl stadium or otam's jamming session? 45sec.... im hungry what should i write.. i mean eat? owh my times up..

hahaha