Slamat Bertunang Dan Jadi Pengantin..

sesungguhnya post nih agak lambat tapi aku teruskan jugak. dah alang² teringat baik aku go on je.. aku nak wish slamat bertunang kat dua manusia yg sedar tak sedar rupanya dah lama jadi kawan aku. and they grow to be my best buddy ever.. sorang aku kenal dari umo aku 10tahun, sorang dari umo aku 15tahun. Slamat jadi tunangan org kepada Effizal Ibrahim dan his lady (the longest relationship that i cud have remember) Cikgu "Alien" (sumpah sampai skang aku tak reti nak eja/sebut nama awek.. oops! tunang dia).. congratulation for finally bridging the relationship closer.. a high school romance that finally took off to another level.. i was not able to witness the day, but i'll try to make the wedding date.. insyallah. juga ucapan slamat ku panjangkan kepada kawan baik dari zaman skolah menengah, Joesrizal Dato' Mansor yg telah berjaya bertunang dgn gadis pilihan hati dari zaman uitm nya.. Cik Siti, u got urself a good bargain... hahaha!

satu je aku mintak, jangan korang bedua pilih tarikh bertembung utk wedding sudah.. 365 (tak masuk tahun lompat).. jgn memandai nak pilih tarikh yg sama..

tahun nih jugak secara drastiknya aku dpt byk undangan kawin dari kengkawan skolah/kolej. utk setgh tahun pertama nih je aku dpt tiga. itu yg aku tau, yg aku tak tau ntah brape gamaknyer. salah seorg kawan baik aku zaman skolah jugak, Mohd Nizam Kassim.. waktu skolah baik dgn aku, tapi lepas skolah lost contact jap.. awal tahun nih dpt sms yg dia jemput dtg umah... modern kan? tak main la kad kawin... kalo sedara mara mau terasa dah tuh tapi pasal aku paham perangai "janji ada" si nizam nih. aku rasa tuh dah habis traditional dah method tuh... dari tak jemput langsung... hahaha... . bebaru nih jugak terserempak junior kolej aku si napisah yg pegi interview keje sehari lepas bersanding.. klu tak terserempak haram tak tau dia dah kawin.. hehehe. sorang lagi kawan sekolej merangkap junior aku, Hisham @ Isam yg dah kawin jugak. dgr citer sekampung gak bini dia. tahniah! ahlil famili layar tanchap di bangsar juga sudah sampai seru. tahniah enche' Osh... lepas nih kita tunggu enche' Mali pulak.. heheh

eh ramai la plak bila pikir² yg nak/dah kawin tahun nih.. yg coming soon je yg aku kenal ade dua tiga org lagi.. pehh.. murah rezki diorang hendaknya..

p/s: slamat menjadi raja sehari kepada en munir. insyallah ade kesempatan sy cuba dtg ke ulu bendul bulan depan. slamat menjadi bapa mithali kepada saudara poyeng dan ibu ranggi kepada laili.. bila la aku nak terserempak ko tgh dukung anakmu itu... lali aku dah jumpa dah anak dia...

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

i can't believe this is actually a song.. but heck, i dig it...

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking
I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down.
Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time you don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever.
How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools.
Build the kids’ self-esteem,
make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem,
who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk daddys missing a lot of dance recitals
before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears,
where does that leave me on a Friday
with my new high speed connection?

CHORUS:
baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,c'mon now sing, baby sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these uh these terrorists masterminds
that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack.
Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up.”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don’t I put…”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”

Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity, obesity.
They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

Nobody knows why were getting fatter
Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there for I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to
make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized.
Want biggie fries with that?, want a jumbo fries with that?, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker.
There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
It’s only three more cents.

CHORUS:
sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,c'mon now sing, sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song

Sometimes you have to suffer a little in your youth
to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school,
do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time stuffed in your own locker with your underwear
wedged up your ass before you start thinkin
“I’m going to take of the world with computers! you'll see, I’ll show them.”

We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower now than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys.
Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
He's gonna waste the money.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall unit.
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a cd rack.
He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says,
"Why don’t you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to homeless guys "get a job" like it's always that easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants.
I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has an
“underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it very strictly,
but technically I’m sure it is in the books.

CHORUS:
baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,c'mon now sing, sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants ~ LazyBoy

misscommunication is a bitch

jumaat baru lepas nih, aku sempat sempatkan diri lepak kat perkarangan galeri shah alam. menghadap abg nuar, intan dan dan aishah. lama tak lepak sana, lama tak jumpa diorang. sampai² kat galeri, tgk ramai org. bukan pengunjung. tapi peserta last minit sampai hantar artwork memasing sempenan pameran/exhibition visual yg bakal berlangsung sempena bulan ogos nih. exhibition merangkap pertandingan nih mmg cool. hadiah utk kategori A pun sempoi.. rm20k utk tempat pertama. artwork yg dihantar juga kebykkan nya cool. well utk org yg buta seni mcm nih, ape bende yg berconteng atas kanvas besar akan aku panggil cool. cool pasal nak melampias sesuatu subjek atas kanvas memerlukan tahap kerajinan yg kekadang tak masuk akal. jadi pada aku hasil nya, tak kisah la klu expert ckp lousy pun, aku still ckp cool.

sesambil lepak tuh, cam biasa la, duk usha date nak buat layar tanchap dgn abg nuar, bila agak²nya tarikh sesuai nak buat layar tanchap. tapi kesian plak tgk abg nuar libang-libu buat keje. terima kasih kepada last minit submission! dah alang² lepak tuh, terbukak skali topik pasal gig yg sepatutnya on 28hb julai nih kat galeri shah alam. alangkah menakjubkan org kuat ARTport pun bleh tanya aku sape yg buat? aku lagi jadi pelik. kesian plak tgk mereka tetiba kelamkabut call member artport yg lain tanya pasal gig nih. yg bestnya ade yg dah lama tau, tapi ingat member lain dalam artport sendiri yg organise. sampai time call tuh baru la mereka tau yg sebenarnya takde sape pun dlm kelompok diorang yg buat. adeh.. ape kes? bende dah dekat tapi diorang pun tak tau citer. sabotaj? takkan... aku rasa nih kes komunikasi tak terlaras je nih.. bila tanya abg nuar. dia sendiri ckp tak logik ade event pasal ruang galeri baru je siap dinaik taraf -kalau tak pasal event sempena merdeka- jadi rasanya pihak galeri pun agak selektif nak bagi kebenaran buat event dlm masa terdekat nih.

ape ape pun, kepada mereka yg dah berkira kira nak pegi kl indie fest (sila refer beberapa post seblum nih) yg sepatutnya berlangsung kat galeri shah alam, dont take my whole word for it. boleh jadi event nih berlangsung kat tempat lain. so teruskan bertanya dgn org yg betul dan tau cerita sebetulnya. sememangnya seronok support member² or band² underground yg cool nih. tapi yg tak bestnya bila komunikasi retak camnih.. bikin potong beb...

nonton wayang dibawah sinaran bulan dan bintang..

i've check my mail and found out that i "win" two weekday passes from starlightcinema. not just one mail. but TWO (which technically mean i got four passes).. im planning on going but.. with who? the thing about starlight cinema is, u cant just go with anybody. the right crowd can make a movie rerun seems worth it. well, let me decide on that while i go and get my niece and nephew breakfast... such a good uncle i am... heh...

how to earn my respect.. try to do this

Your driving home from someplace. alone at night. u drive slow, not to slow, with no intention of arriving anywhere fast. suddenly there's a roadblock. its the traffic police doing a regular check at the road block. u drop the car speed as u reach the check point, wind down your window (or u cud already have). u do the usual, u don't have anything to be scared of, u know u got your IC, driving license and road tax where u need them. the cops stop u, they point their torch light, first at the windshield then at u and start to look for anything suspicious inside the car. they found nothing, yet the cop with his expression-less face stare at u for a couple of second. u smile back at the officer. u ask politely,

"ada ape boleh sy bantu encik?"

after a few second, and yet still seem to look for something, the police officer finally decide to ask u a question,

"ni nak kemane ni?"

a normal voice with a stern tone indeed. u look him straight in the eye. u give him an honest and sincere smile. within second, u thought of giving a full detail of where your going. no, u plan to tell him where you've been, in fact u intend to tell him how the day went for u. how your work went, hows things went at home, how u listen to all the good jokes u get from your friends during the usual drinking session after work u just had recently. how u see all these beautiful peoples & scenery and intend to share it with the people asking. and suddenly u remember how u reject a family member request of buying them something on your way home, what your going to tell your superior about the suppose completed work report and need to be presented in the meeting room early next morning. suddenly your head blank. then u hear the officer voice

"Encik, nak kemana nih?"

u snap out. still smiling. u look at the officer again. u hesitate to answer at first since u feel like going back to office, or doing a screaming tyre u-turn to the nearest mamak stall to buy some food for your family member. but u cant be panicking, not in front of this officer, u just smile at him, no need to let him suspect anything else.. but u need to get away from that place as fast as u can. with a 'trying to put ur worry back' look and with a deep breath u begin to answer the officer only question that night...

"saya.. saya nak pulang ke pangkal jalan encik"....

....

.. i just cant imagine how the night be for u... ;)


... this story was inspired by a real life situation that took place some time ago, albeit no police officer were harm during the event, all this did happen fictionally in my head and was just reacting to the general question, what happen if we decide to answer him that? -july 14th, putrajaya day out

ARTport di julai ini... KL Indie Fest '07 @ ARTport Galeri Shah Alam

aku dibagitau dato fahmi pasal artport ade buat gig bulan julai nih, nampak sgt aku dah lama tak amik kesah pasal keliling aku, org yg duk jauh lagi tau dari aku yg duduk sepelaung je dari tempat nih. ape² pun. baru tadi aku dpt flyer nih dari fahmi. mmg cool. dlm zaman moden nih ade gak org nak buat e-flyer dari sumber tangan semata. wa tabik lu beb! dan sebelum org tanya aku memacam, elok aku bagitau yg aku dpt bende nih bukan dari bebudak artport, tapi dari blog joe kidd. so give him a visit if u have question. me.. im just a news spreader

back from the day-out..

mo-horning people of the web..

im not much up for a formal post today but i thought posting something will worth up my morning. i'm still getting a hang to this. for now, i'm looking for something to spice up my page. but where shud i look? any guys out there who willing to chip in some infos, ideas about blog design & managing cud probably help me out. no? oh well, i appreciate it if there's any. and still appreciate if there's none..

will blog again soon, but i think i would do so after msia vs uzbek tommorow.. i have so much to talk about the match.. hahaha

My Very First Blog Post

Assalammualaikum..


selepas hampir setahun dok pikir nak blog tak nak, akhirnya pada mlm tadi aku nekad nak bukak jugak satu blog. seblum nih dok sronok tgk memember blog. akhirnya aku pun terjebak. ye la, why resist when u can join em? bukan susah pun nak blog, tapi tuh la, seblum nih dok pikir gak, dah bukak blog ape bende aku nak post kat sini? hmmm.. cabaran nih..

dan akhirnya aku decide, pi lantak la aku nak post ape pun, suka aku la kan? nama pun blog aku, aku ponya soka haatee la nak letak ape pun, sebenarnya aku paling kuat pun blog kat myspace je. tuh pun tak kerap, boleh kira la dgn chopstik brape kali dlm empat bulan aku blogging. tapi aku tak puas la dgn blog myspace, cam tak aku sgt. mungkin ade restriction sket kot. ye la, dah kat tempat org, tom bagi blog pun dah kira bagus, nak mintak lelebih, sungguh byk kalori aku nak dilayan begitu ropa. takpe. aku percaya dgn tempat nih, dah byk site aku usha, dah memacam content aku jumpa. freedom of expression blogger nih mmg buleh dipercayai. dan yg pastinya, aku buleh mash kan memacam content ikut suka aku, dari musik ke movie ke personal life, personal opinion, socio-environment aku, forwarded email, event review kalu aku rajin lagi la nak pegi event² nih.. jiran depan umah kawin pun aku tak pegi.. tuh yg ade mkn pree tuh.. lagi tak kluar minyak, duit dan peluh..pun berat badan nak pegi. nih plak tempat jauh, lepas tuh ade pemandangan yg "selesa", ade lagu², ade kengkawan.. peh kat mane ade event camnih? jgn lupa ajak aku pegi skali.. hehehe

sebagai permulaan, aku tak harap ape ape pun, ape yg aku nak harap, aku tak share pun address dan tak mintak pun blog aku jadi femes cam blog yg dah lama bertapak dlm arena blog nih. cukup la aku rasa puas. dpt letak sendiri content ape yg aku nak, cukup 10 tahun, aku boleh baca balik ape saje bende yg aku dah post, dan boleh hantar kedai utk dijilidkan jadi buku, lepas tuh ketawa sorang sorang baca macam dah takde bende lain yg boleh dibaca. klu aku dpt establish tuh.. mmg hebat. especially to come from someone who never kept a constant diary in his entire life. mmg lifetime achievement la tuh.

tapi tipu la aku tak letak sebarang harapan sipi aka the side hope dari blog aku nih. first skali aku takde niat nak offend sesape, tapi klu kena tuh, aku mintak mahap sengsiang la ye, pasal klu lepas tuh nak ungkit... malaaaaaam skit ye baru aku layan... kedua, aku lebih prefer org yg kenal aku je layan blog aku, pasal mahkluk² terpilih nih je yg mungkin paham ape yg aku "mabuk & tulis" kat sini. but that wont stop me from showing off my thought to the world wide webber... so behold~!

with that written, aku dgn segala sukacitanya merasmikan blog pertama aku kat sini. kepada sesape yg rasa cam nak kenal aku or ngengada nak tambah kawan kat myspace ke frenster ke.. bleh carik aku kat myspace.com/foosann & friendster.com/foosann


p/s: aku mungkin perlukan masa nak adjust dgn suasana kat sini, so dlm masa yg sama, mungkin byk eksperimentasi akan berlaku kat site nih, so klu rerasa tak senonoh rupa site nih, bawak saba je la ye, and jgn lupa drop comment utk sebarang cadangan, ini perlu kerna kesejahteraaan bersama itu penting, bukan utk anda nikmati sorang sorang je... ;)